A polite thank you card for deeply unremarkable gifts.

Some gifts require gratitude.

Others require this card.

Thank You… For the Shitty Gift is a tongue-in-cheek greeting card for those moments when “thank you” feels mandatory, but enthusiasm would be dishonest. Equal parts sarcasm and restraint, this card delivers the message with just enough politeness to keep things awkwardly civil.

Printed as a pack of 10 folded greeting cards, these are perfect to keep on hand for birthdays, holidays, office exchanges, family gatherings, or any situation where sincerity would be… misleading.

Card Details

• Front: “Thank You”

• Inside: “For the Shitty Gift”

Simple. Clear. No ambiguity. No returns. No angry emails.

Features & Details

• Pack of 10 folded greeting cards

• Premium paper options

  Choose coated silk (glossy) for images that pop, or matte paper for a softer, understated finish.

• High-quality, eco-friendly materials

  Printed on durable 350gsm coated silk or 300gsm / 350gsm matte paper, all FSC/PEFC-certified.

• Rounded corners

  Finished with elegant 8mm rounded corners for a clean, modern look.

• Optional foil accents

  Available in gold, silver, or copper foil on coated silk paper for extra flair.

• Envelope options

  No envelope, standard recycled envelopes (120gsm), or premium feltmark envelopes (150gsm).

• Printed on demand

  No minimum orders. No waste.

Whether you’re saying thanks out of obligation, irony, or survival, this card gets the job done — honestly.