Planning for that inevitable family gathering? We’re not saying you need a survival strategy, but we are saying this 'Alcohol first then relatives' T-shirt is the most honest piece of clothing you’ll ever own. This isn't just a witty top; it's a declaration!

Guaranteed to raise a cheeky smile (and probably a knowing nod from your favourite cousin), this is one of Teevolution’s most legendary Slogan T-shirts.

But don't let the banter fool you—this tee is dead serious about the planet. Designed, printed, and shipped right here in the UK, we craft this funny organic cotton tee from 100% vegan-friendly materials.

Join the Teevolution. Grab this brilliant witty alcohol T-shirt today and let's save the planet, one laugh and one responsible drink, at a time!